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more from the hotel pennsylvania


pre puke


puke puke


not puke


post puke


me

beach day

belows event occured the morning of July 5th

First Time

One is to be played by a Girl/ Two is to be played by a Man

1: is this cocaine?
2: are you going through all my stuff?
1: no.
beat
2: yes.
1. can i try some?
2: its 11:30 in the morning.
1: breakfast.
2: come here.
beat
2: snort that and then rub that on your teeth
1: okay
8 minutes later
1: so is it suppose to feel like i’m going to swallow my tongue.?
2: not really.
beat
beat
beat
2: put your tongue back in your mouth.

THANK GOODNESS IT’S FRIDAY (R)

I’ll light the fire, You place the flowers in the vase

each man’s joy is joy to me, each man’s grief is my own

we took a ferry to staten island. rode a bus a few blocks in. went to an awesome vintage shop. Everything Goes, its certainly worth the free ferry ride. and i got ryan the polka dot hat in the left hand corner of the last picture. i thought it would be a nice twin to his soccer hat.
back on the main island we went to the david byrne “playing the building” exhibit. my second visit that week. Creative Time was hosting a private viewing and we got in, the powers of our racial diversity are surely what did it. on the balcony we asked a man to take a polaroid, i had very specific instructions. he couldnt find which button to press and he asked me to put his hand on it, i did, he took the photo. after his lady friend said “how nice of you to let a blind man take a picture”.

4th of July


pre fireworks


in saint tropez


heather applying aloe


a face i make at Ryan


the face he makes when drunk


this girl right after accusing me of stealing her polaroids

when the blog goes south

a list

1. i look like a lemon
a. i can’t totally open my mouth
b. pus coming out of 3rd molar
c. still only consuming yogurt and olives
d. tea for 1
2. how long before you really decide that someone isnt allowed to taunt you anymore?
3. moving past 3 seamlessly
4. happy to be back in L.A.
5. could oral sex irritate a wisdom tooth?

photo Elizabeth Bowman, Lotion, Hotel Pennsylvania

…no you so crazy.

sea water recipe

A.P.C.
Seawater Recipe: Let your jeans get dirty for
as long as possible, go swimming in the ocean
wearing your jeans, rub your jeans with dry sand,
and repeat several times, rinse in fresh (not salt)
water and let dry in the sun.